So this is the first posting for Rated Wrong! Whoop-it-di-doo! Gotta make a big impression... at least that's what I was thinking until I realized, "Hey, this is just the first post, how many people are gonna see this? Like 50... maybe? Better just put something out there and not kill myself trying to think of the most clever thing of all time, because it would just be wasted." So yeah. Here is the best I saw fit to share with you on this very special first posting.
Pepperoni on Pizza.
How many people out there actually would list pepperoni as there favorite topping on a pie? I'm guessing not that many. Pepperoni is at least the 4th best topping you can put on a pie, yet when people buy a whole shit load of pies for a party or something, they always get like four pepperonis. Why? Cause its safe? I don't even like pepperoni, the only thing good about it is that its easy to take off the slice *unless they put it under the cheese like a bunch of assholes, what retard came up with that idea?*
Seriously what is so great about the pepperoni sausage? Its not even the best kind of sausage to put on a pie. Is it cause it's Italian? Is it Italian? I don't know it ends in a vowel.
Whatever, All I'm trying to say is that, Pepperoni, you're a little overrated and everyone needs to chill about putting all over my slices.